I lived to see twenty-seven.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pureslime

Good people aren’t wealthy.

pureslime

Let me make this clear here. It’s actually impossible to hoard millions in personal fortune and also live an ethical life.

pureslime

Some people are taking this as a personal attack against their families, who make something in the six figure range. This post is not about you. In full scale, families like that are not what I’d consider to be “wealthy”.

I’m talking about the multi-millionaire/billionaire CEOs, politicians, and media moguls. This isn’t about your uncle who’s a surgeon and saves people’s lives. Please don’t misinterpret that. They’re not nearly on the same scale of “wealthy”.

But if your uncle is the head of a multinational corporation that utilizes cheap overseas labour and exploits third world countries, fuck that guy actually.

multivariable-antiderivative

There are a small handful of people, fewer than 10, who own as much wealth as half the world’s human population of over 7 billion.

With no exaggeration, these few people could give away almost all of their money, sell off almost everything else and give that away, and instantly double the quality of living of over 3.5 billion people, AND still be more wealthy than any of those 3.5 billion people, AND still be more wealthy than almost anyone else on Earth, AND still have all of the intangible wealth, social connections, and reputation that would allow them to quickly, if not instantly, acquire any amount of money they could ever need. If they didn’t feel like giving it away, they could still hire half the people on Earth to work full time to do whatever job they had in mind, profit off their labor, and still pay a better wage than they’re making now, which would make them more likely to live longer and want to maintain a better lifestyle, and thus buy more things, enriching the wealthy even more.

Wealthy people are so wealthy, they literally hold the fate of anyone and everyone else in their hands, but are too self-centered or unconcerned with the reality of ordinary people to actually put the power of that wealth to good use.

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mainmanblackdynamite

Bruh I wish dudes would realize how much easier and enjoyable their dating and personal life would be if they stopped giving attention to women who show no interest in them

mainmanblackdynamite

Especially the dudes who say that a chick has put them in the “friendzone” like imagine putting as much time in effort into a woman who has outwardly expressed interest in you and how enjoyable that would be

laurdlannister-kingslayer

That’s what I told my friends(girl and boy) but they’re both suckers for punishment I guess 

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

sailed-0ut

Please don’t hesitate

imhellafit-personal

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

shysweetthing

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

bootyisagirlsbestfriend

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

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feel free to unfollow if you:

steinbecks

  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

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scientia-rex

There are good reasons to not want to personally punch a Nazi in the face but let’s be clear, none of them are because a Nazi doesn’t deserve it.

knitmeapony

I remain staunchly pro-choice on Nazi punching.

“Should I, personally, punch a Nazi right now?”  That’s up to you, whether or not you feel safe in doing so, your own personal beliefs on violent vs non-violent protest, etc.

“Should people, in general, punch Nazis?”  Yes.

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marrows

I recently read an article about how women use the word “just” in work life and personal life more than men do because we feel we need to apologize or make whatever we have to say quick. “I’m just writing to say…” “I just want to know…” “Just checking in…”. It seems to trivialize what we have to say. 

Don’t apologize or feel you need to make little of what you are saying. Say it with intention. “I’m writing to tell you this…” “I want you to know…” “I’m checking in to make sure…" 

Since reading the article I’ve become aware of how much I was adding “just” so soften what I had to say, whether it needed to be softened or not. Say what you have to say with confidence and intent. without apology. what you have to say, no matter what it is, is important.

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64bitwar

Declaring yourself asexual is actually a form of self-diagnosis.

You have no business diagnosing yourself. You are not qualified to evaluate your own biology or psychology. It’s literally equivalent to just deciding you’re bipolar. It’s not a personal identity decision.

You have no business diagnosing yourself.

ishipitlikeups

Are you… Are you implying that gay people cAN’T IDENTIFY AS GAY THEY HAVE TO BE DIAGNOSED HOLY CRAP THIS IS COMEDY GOLD THERE’S NO WAY YOU AREN’T A TROLL.

finnandjakegotdacake

“Tim, your results came back. You’re gay.”

ishipitlikeups

“Thanks, Doc. There’s absolutely no way I could have possibly known that on my own without your official diagnosis.”

Ah, it’s that time again.

i can tell my mental health is deteriorating again my room is a mess i sleep constantly i no longer care about crumbs in my bed i don't care about keeping a constant eye out for ants anymore I'm isolating harder than normal I'm constantly daydreaming of better places damn near constantly high I'm just so unhappy where I'm at literally one thing would solve all of my problems: living alone. and i just can't fucking afford it with as outrageous as rent is now fuck all of this honestly I'm so tired of feeling unsafe in my home like I'm constantly under surveillance i wonder if they have hidden a camera in my room yet i wouldn't even be surprised at this point time to go have a mental breakdown for them to enjoy watching the only thing i have going for me rn is that I'm not feeling actively suicidal yet but i feel like it's coming on i have to move out soon or it's gonna kill me i can't live like this personal rant just ignore me thanks for reading if you did i guess sorry you had to. i don't normally post or release my thoughts anymore but i need to get some stuff off my chest and ain't got anyone I'm comfortable talking to.